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| love quote: a women either loves or hates, she knows no medium |
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| “I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21. I was so bad, she gave me a refund.” |
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| “If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?” |
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| “If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.” |
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| “You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the South? Nothing! Someone’s losing a trailer, number one.” |
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| “Inside of you, there’s a fashion model just waiting to throw up.” |
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| “My first day as a woman and I’m getting hot flashes.” — as “Mrs. Doubtfire” |
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| “Do you think God gets stoned? I think so — look at the platypus.” |
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| “Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently — and for the same reasons.” |
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| “Cocaine is God’s way of saying that you’re making too much money.” |
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| “I wonder what chairs think about all day. ‘Oh, here comes another a - - hole.’ ” |
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| “Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.” |
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| “A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.” |
You are always on my mind.
I always like walking, in the rain, so no one can see me crying.
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| My Best Rainy Days Quote |
Do you know how painful it is to want to love someone?
The thing about love is that you can really make an ass out of yourself.
Some things I’ll always remember: throw salt over your left shoulder, grow
rosemary by your front gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever
you can.
Why be miserable with someone you don’t love? It’s better to be miserable with someone you do love.
If I give my heart to you, I’ll have none and you’ll have two.
Love means never having to say you’re ugly.
That’s your problem. You don’t want to be in love, you want to be in love in a movie.
I miss you, but I`m not going to text you first, because I want to see if you miss me more.
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| I miss you Best quote and whatsapp status idea |
How would a turtle feel without its shell, is how I will without your hugs. I miss you.
I miss you
but I’m trying not to
care. I love you, but
I’m trying not to
show. I want you, but
what can I do when
you are not even mine?
– Anonymous
MISSING someone is a part of loving them. If you’re never apart, you’ll never really know how strong your love is.
– Anonymous
Drowning in your love… is a death I’d happily accept. I miss you.
I am waiting and hoping and wishing for the time, when we can be together again! I Miss You!
– Anonymous
Missing you… is a feeling which is easy to get but difficult to handle.
You may not be here with me but thoughts of you are always in my heart……..I miss you.
– Anonymous
Every single detail of our relationship has been etched in my heart… and now every single etching is poking in like a thorn because I am missing you.
If there ever comes a day when we can’t be together, keep me in your heart, I’ll stay there forever.
– A.A. Milne
Sometimes a simple ‘I miss you’ changes everything.
– Anonymous
The only alphabet missing in my life is U.
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| Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. |
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| The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. |
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| Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.” |
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| Curiosity killed the cat, and saved the rat. |
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| leep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy |
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| Beer is now cheaper than gas, so drink dont drive! |
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| When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone. |
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| True skill comes without effort. |
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| A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch." |
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| Why is called a “building” when it’s already been built ? |
- It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”-Matt Barry
- “Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says 'You're only interested in one thing, & you can't remember what it is.” -Milton Berle
- “Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.”-Mae West
- “The main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and can’t get to a fancy French restaurant, he goes to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what is important is love and romance.” -Joan Fontaine
- “Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.”-Rod Stewart
- “My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.” -Anonymous
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| Sex Quote |
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
A Bad Attitude is like a flat tire, you can't go anywhere without changing it.
Don`t hold my hand if you aren`t willing to take everything that comes with it
The man who said he never had a chance, never took one.
Be What You Are. This Is The First Step Toward Better Than you are.
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| a very romantic idea for whatsapp status for only girls, love quote. |
People are anxious to improve their circumstances, but are unwilling to improve themselves. That is why they remain bound. - James Allen
Genius is divine perseverance. Genius I cannot have, but perseverance all can have. - Woodrow Wilson
We can do anything we want to if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller
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| A Motivational Quote By Thomas J. Vilord |
The past is over.. .forget it. The future holds hope.. .reach for it.
There is always a better way.
The habit of persistence is the habit of victory.
People with goals succeed because they know where they are going.
For I can do ALL things through Christ who gives me strength.
Excellence is not being the best; it is doing your best.
The size of your success depends on the depth of your desire.
Don't limit your challenges; challenge your limits.
Life is only what we choose to make it.
Happiness is the highest level of success.
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| A Success Quote By Albert Einstein |
