Robin Williams 12 Greatest Funny Quote For Whatsapp Status

After working and searching 3 hours here make a list of best funny quote by saying robin Williams. In memory of  Robin Williams, here i collect 12 greatest quote. You can make some quote on your whatsapp status.

“I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21. I was so bad, she gave me a refund.”

“If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?”

“If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.”

“You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the South? Nothing! Someone’s losing a trailer, number one.”

“Inside of you, there’s a fashion model just waiting to throw up.”

 “My first day as a woman and I’m getting hot flashes.” — as “Mrs. Doubtfire” 

“Do you think God gets stoned? I think so — look at the platypus.”

“Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently — and for the same reasons.” 

“Cocaine is God’s way of saying that you’re making too much money.”

“I wonder what chairs think about all day. ‘Oh, here comes another a - - hole.’ ”

“Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.”

“A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.”