Showing posts with label Whatsapp_Status. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Whatsapp_Status. Show all posts
Don't hate what you don't understand.

For all of life's simple pleasures, I say, "Thank You, God!"

There is beauty in simplicity.

Nobody has everything but everybody has something.

If you treat a man as he is, he will stay as he is. If you treat him as he ought to be, he will become the bigger and better man.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.



The quality of your thinking determines the quality of your life. - A.R. Bernard

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. -Tommy Lasorda

Do not do to others what angers you if done to you by others. - Socrates

Those who move forward with a happy spirit will find that things always work out.

Age is no guarantee of maturity. -Lawana Blackwell

 A Bad Attitude is like a flat tire, you can't go anywhere without changing it. 
Best status about attitude


Women live longer than men because typically women don't get married to women.

(Glass breaks) woman: I think someones breaking in! Man: I'll take care of this (grabs a toilet brush) Woman: A toilet brush? What are you going to do scrub him to death? Man: Would you want to be touched with this?

When the Spice Girls chose their "Spicy" alter-ego nicknames, the girl with the biggest boobs should have chosen to go by Spice Rack

Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we continue to fly...on a broomstick. We're flexible that way.

If you're on the show "16 and Pregnant" you have a pretty good chance of being on the follow-up show "32 and a Grandmother"

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession

I saw an elderly women wearing a "Guess" sweatshirt the other day so I said ...82?? She didnt smile

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants"

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

Women should not have children after 35. Really... 35 children are enough.




Some Status make you different from other. this time we show you some adorable love whatsapp status.

>>Loneliness is the universal problem of rich people.

>>Solitude: a sweet absence of looks.

>>Remember we're all in this alone.

>>Alone, all alone Nobody, but nobody Can make it out here alone.

>>When we truly realize that we are all alone is when we need others the most.

>>Last but not least: We've all been there.

>>To dare to live alone is the rarest courage; since there are many who had rather meet their bitterest enemy in the field, than their own hearts in their closet.--Charles Caleb Colton

>>There is no greater sorrow than to recall in misery the time when we were happy.-Dante

>>We're all lonely for something we don't know we're lonely for. How else to explain the curious feeling that goes around feeling like missing somebody we've never even met --David Foster Wallace

>>Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing, Only a signal shown, and a distant voice in the darkness; So on the ocean of life, we pass and speak one another, Only a look and a voice, then darkness again and a silence.--Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

>>There's nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. Too often a person grows complacent with their disillusionment, perpetually wearing their "discomfort" like a favorite shirt.--Jhonen Vasquez




“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.” -George Burns
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“There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.” -Lewis Grizzard
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“I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.” -John Waters
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“Is sex dirty?  Only if it’s done right.” -Woody Allen
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“A dirty book is rarely dusty.” -Anonymous
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“How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.”   -Will Durst
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“I read so many bad things about sex that I had to give up reading.”   -Anonymous




if you looking some whatsapp status and quote, that make your social status higher, then you are the right place. here today i collect 15 status and quote that must make your social status higher. all the quote is not mine, i just choose from big man quote book.
List Of Quote And Status.

Victory is always possible for the person who refuses to stop fighting. - Napoleon Hill

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Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance.
- Dr. Samuel Johnson

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It doesn't matter what you are thinking, or what fear you have, if you just do it! Action is the only thing that matters.. .I can see that at the end of my life, I am not going to look back and say, "I wish I had taken more action". A- Diana von Welanetz Wentworth 

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People become successful the minute they decide to. - Harvey Mackay

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I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist. ― Gena Showalter

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. ― Groucho Marx

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. ― Rodney Dangerfield

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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. ― Spike Milligan

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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. ― Rodney Dangerfield

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The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.― Lucille Ball

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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. ― Steven Wright

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Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

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Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.

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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.





Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. ― Dave Barry

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. ― José Maria de Eça de Queiroz

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. ― Oscar Wilde

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. ― Mark Twain

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. ― Unknown

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. ― Emo Philips

I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist. ― Gena Showalter

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. ― Groucho Marx

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. ― Spike Milligan

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. ― Steven Wright

We collect some great quote about life, if you read it carefully and choose one, we ensure you that one quote can be change of your thinking. one quote a day, keep all trouble away. you can also make this quote on your whatsapp status.

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine.

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Let the world change you than you can change the world.

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We cannot be sure of having something to live for unless we are willing to die for it.

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I am not a liberator. Liberators do not exist. The people liberate themselves.

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The first duty of a revolutionary is to be educated.

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The revolution is not an apple that falls when ripe. You have to make it fall.

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Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel!

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Words without deeds are worthless.

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Always struggle for victory.

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It’s a sad thing not to have friends, but it is even sadder not to have enemies.

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To send men to the firing squad, judicial proof is unnecessary … These procedures are an archaic bourgeois detail. This is a revolution!

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If any person has a good word for the previous government that is good enough for me to have him shot.

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There is no other definition of socialism valid for us than that of the abolition of the exploitation of man by man.

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Many will call me an adventurer, and that I am... only one of a different sort: one who risks his skin to prove his truths.

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Homeland or death! We will triumph!



In order to write about life first you must live it.

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When you start to live outside yourself, it's all dangerous.

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Intelligence is so damn rare and the people who have it often have such a bad time with it that they get bitter or propagandistic and then it's not much use. 

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Death is like an old whore in a bar--I'll buy her a drink but I won't go upstairs with her.

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Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.

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Being against evil doesn't make you good.

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Life isn't hard to manage when you've nothing to lose.




  • There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.


  • All things truly wicked start from innocence.

  • I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?

  • Today is only one day in all the days that will ever be. But what will happen in all the other days that ever come can depend on what you do today.

  • Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

  • I drink to make other people more interesting.

  • Write drunk; edit sober.

  • All thinking men are atheists.

  • When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.

  • Never confuse movement with action.

  • An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

  • The hard part about writing a novel is finishing it.


I challenge you to be dreamers; I challenge you to be doers and let us make the greatest  place in the world even better. ― Brian Schweitzer

Dreams are necessary to life. ― Anaïs Nin

Dream and give yourself permission to envision a You that you choose to be. ― Joy Page

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. ― Walt Disney

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor.Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ― Mark Twain

No dreamer is ever too small; no dream is ever too big.  ― Anon.

A goal is a dream with a deadline.- whatsapp status

1.“Every experience, no matter how bad it seems, holds within it a blessing of some kind. The goal is to find it.” –Buddha
2. “Be so happy that when others look at you, they become happy too.”
3. “I have chosen to be happy, because it is good for my health.” –Voltaire
4. “A negative mind will never give you a positive life.”
5. “Life is a one time offer. Use it well.”
6. “H.O.P.E. Hold on. Pain ends.”
7. “It’s a good day to have a good day.”
8. “On the other side of fear lies freedom.”
9. “It’s never too late in the day to start your day over.”
10. “The struggle you’re in today is developing the strength you need for tomorrow.”


You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. ― C.S. Lewis
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A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. ― John Lennon
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I don't dream at night, I dream all day; I dream for a living. ― Steven Spielberg
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The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. ― Eleanor Roosevelt
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The key to realizing a dream is to focus not on success but significance - and then even the smallsteps and little victories along your path will take on greater meaning. ― Oprah Winfrey
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The whole life is a succession of dreams. My ambition is to be a conscious dreamer, that is all. ― Swami Vivekanada
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Hold fast to dreams for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly.


If You looking some good funny whatsapp status Quote Then i think i might Help you. here are some quote about funny saying for your whatsapp.

My favorite past time is going through super star girls photos until I find the super sense girl that they've tried to bury under thousands of Whatsapp selfies.

I tell everyone goodnight then stay awake and look at Whatsapp and Facebook and like things but never talk to anyone.

I'm starting to like Whatsapp , which is weird because I hate pictures.

I looked at my Whatsapp photos and realized I look beautiful.

Blah blah, random somewhat motivational post designed to give you a warm fuzzy and positive outlook for the day but could also be someone looking to get several likes at any rate, blah blah, and blah some more, then ending it with "Have a good Sunday

I'm not glad it's "Friday" I'm glad it's "Today". Love your life 7 days a week.

It's weird how following someone on Whatsapp allows you to see a person everyday yet they might not even know you exist.

I’ve just un-followed 2000 people on Whatsapp because they're ugly and post the same selfies everyday.

It doesn't matter what you studied and what you work.  The only thing which matters at end of the day is the money in your bank account.

Anyone knows my Whatsapp username not making a new account again.

I have to agree. I know he says some pretty inspirational things, but we're fully capable of motivating ourselves.

There shouldn't be a fear of getting old. It's the fear of not getting there that scares me.

If you're starting a metal band and need a name, chances are you'll find one in a biology book,
Exsanguinations, Pathogen, Rigor Mortis, Carcinogen, Antigen, Blood Bourne, Vector. I'm sure these are all currently existing bands.

Are people upset because someone they knew died or are they simply upset at the fact that they're reminded that they too will die?

Eating a whole apple core because you can't be bothered going to the bin, admit it, you've done it.

I am coming back to face the reality that a normal day is not beer on the beach or calamari in the belly.

I absolutely hate Whatsapp , and anything else having to do with hashtags.

I have this new theory that human adolescence doesn't end until your early thirties.

I have friends and acquaintances of various races and ethnicity. I consider myself a culturally sensitive person. But I seriously think there should be a universal deodorant rule.

If life was like a video game, I could turn it off when I don't want to play. Or I could roll back to an earlier save file. Or I could simply pause it while I go take a nap. This would be so much better.

Can you believe that it's faster for me to restart my computer than wait for windows to recognize and use my headset?

Someone stands to gain a ton of money by starting the Whatsapp app, considering there's no place to set up and jam without feeling your friends secretly hate you for doing it.

If you haven't watched Sound City yet, you owe it to yourself to do so. It's a history lesson in music and the recording industry. It reminds us that digital technology has enabled people who have no business in the music industry to become stars.

It’s Weird that all pics shared from Whatsapp are always blurring.

I think it's weird if a girl doesn't have an Whatsapp now days.

All you hipster need to stop wearing Nirvana shirts if you don't even listen to them.

Social Media Rule #32: If you have to share it before you can see it, hear it or read it then it's probably crap and you're probably an idiot for falling for it.

After a series of experimental nights, my observations have led me to the stark conclusion that gin and tonic is the devil.


some best smart whatsapp status quote. Thoughtful quote for making your whatsapp status. this time the best of 12 status collection.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter. ― John Gottman


A man without a smiling face must not open a shop. ― Chinese Proverb


Customers don’t expect you to be perfect. They do expect you to fix things when they go wrong. ― Donald Porter


Every great business is built on friendship. ― J.C. Penney


The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed.― Henry Ford


The secret to success in business, and in life, is to serve others. Put others first in all you do. ― Kevin Stirtz


We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not a single act, but a habit.  ― Aristotle


In business, three things are necessary: knowledge, temper, and time. ― Owen Fellt


Businesspeople are like sharks, not just because we're gray and slightly oily, or because our teeth trail the innards of those we have eviscerated, but because we must move forward or die. ― Stanley Bing


Drive your business. Let not your business drive you. ― Benjamin Franklin


The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows. ― Aristotle


No enterprise is more likely to succeed than one concealed from the enemy until it is ripe for execution. ― Niccolo Machiavelli 


Whatsapp status quote of the week, you can make this on your whatsapp status.

Life’s like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it craps on your head.
Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!
I went to see my doctor. “Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me?” He said “I don’t know but your eyesight is perfect.”
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?
The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.


Are you looking some smart whatsapp status quote. here are some school days smart whatsapp status. if you are a student then those status might be good for you.

 Sometimes its better to bunk a class & do fun with friends because today when i look back... Marks never make me laugh but memories do


School Days Funny Smart Whatsapp Status

    Sometimes its better to bunk a class & do fun with friends because today when i look back... Marks never make me laugh but memories do..


School Days School Days Funny Smart Whatsapp Status

    I miss the days when I was TOLD to put my head on my desk.


School Days School Days Funny Smart Whatsapp Status

    If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study.


School Days School Days Funny Smart Whatsapp Status

    You can't trust atoms. They make up everything.



How can be you replace your sadness day. the right answer is follow some good quote. here is the cool sad status quote collection for you. you can make this on your whatsapp status.
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap
but by the seeds that you plant.


I hate being the one that causes you this pain....


You sometimes think you want to disappear but all you really want is to be found.


That Sad Moment When Your Silence To Save Relation Consider As Your Ego....


Sometimes I wish that I never met you. If I had not met you I'd be more free to do the things that I'd want to do in my life. Because of you I'm bound constantly in restraints.


No matter how hard I try you're never satisfied......


You make me feel like I'm going in spirals, I dont know what to do.


People say never give up, but sometimes giving up is the best option because you realize you're just wasting your time.


The wrong person will never give you what you want, but they'll make sure they get what they want from you.


Your heart is the most precious part of you, never donate it to someone who doesn’t appreciate it.


Thank you for breaking my heart, because without that I wouldn’t be the person I am today with the person I love.


Sometimes it’s better to be alone. No one can hurt you that way.


I keep telling myself that I don’t miss you, and that I don’t love you, hoping someday I’ll believe it.


Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care than to admit its killing you.


I hope one day you find someone who makes flowers grow in even the saddest parts of you


You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.


One day you’ll find someone who doesn’t care about your past because they want to be your future.


No, I’m not in a relationship, but that doesn’t mean I’m available to you, or him, or anyone else. I’m waiting and going on my own terms, finding out who I am.


Every relationship is messed up. What makes it perfect is if you still want to be there when things really suck.


I could make you happy, too, if only you’d give me a chance.


Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.


Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.


You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness.


Don't cry over someone who wouldn't cry over you.


There are two types of people in the world: those who prefer to be sad among others, and those who prefer to be sad alone.


I have taken life on the sad side, and it had helped me to understand many many failures, many utter ruins


All gracefulness, it seems, is tinged with sadness 


As a rule, our minds are sad.


The soul of sadness is self 


Curelty, torment and sadism have been used perennially as joke subject- matter


Take my word for it, the saddest thing under the sky is a soul incapable of sadness


Collection of Great quotes about loneliness

- Better to be alone than in bad company, (translation of an old Spanish saying).

- Enjoy yourself with yourself. Do all those things you can´t do with people around you.

- Stop projecting loneliness will be forever with your mind. Choose another mind movie.

- Realize that other seemingly happy couples also have problems. Remember?

- Life is giving you the chance to listen to yourself. Grab it.

- Don´t be surprised if at times you don't like what you say. No one is as bad nor as good as they think.

- Beware of feeling smug with your loneliness. One day you will have to face others again.

- Last but not least: We've all been there.

- And if being lonely really brings you down, talk to someone, anyone, they are lonely too.


When a lover miss his beloved one then, i think she/he might be the world most lonely Person. If you feel so much lonely and miss someone then here are some outstanding quote for you. you can use this on your whatsapp status.
List of Best lonely Love Quote status.

Remember loneliness will pass, like all things do.


It's so lonely when you don't even know yourself.


What loneliness is more lonely than distrust?


With some people solitariness is an escape not from others but from themselves. For they see in the eyes of others only a reflection of themselves.


It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely.


Loneliness is the most terrible poverty.


If you are alone you belong entirely to yourself....If you are accompanied by even one companion you belong only half to yourself, or even less, in proportion to the thoughtlessness of his conduct; and if you have more
than one companion you will fall more deeply into the same plight.


Life dies inside a person when there are no others willing to be-friend him. He thus gets filled with emptiness and a non-existent sense of self-worth.


There is absolutely no point in sitting around and feeling sorry for yourself. The great power you have is to let go ... focus on what you have, no that which has been mean or unkindly removed.


God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.


All we ask is to be let alone.


The lonely one offers his hand too quickly to whomever he encounters.


I also wanted to express the strength of cinema to hide reality, while being entertaining. Cinema can fill in the empty spaces of your life and your loneliness.


I believe a lot of disease comes from anxiety, loneliness.


I had become, with the approach of night, once more aware of loneliness and time - those two companions without whom no journey can yield us anything.


I like being alone and I think this movie, as much as it is an investigation of connection and people bonding, I also think it's just as much about loneliness.


Loneliness is never more cruel than when it is felt in close propinquity with someone who has ceased to communicate.