Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Great Whatsapp Status: Respect Blind people

• List Of some Great Whatsapp Statuses 

"My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high.."

"It's kind of fun to make the impossible !."

"Honesty is the best gift you can give."

"If you don't care, stop talking about it"

"You should never play with someones heart!!!"

"I enjoy when people shows attitude to me"

"You can do anything, but not everything"

• Some Of Whatsapp picture Status 

  

  Real naughty Whatsapp Status On Happiness

  
  

  

  Funny Whatsapp Status

  
  

  

  Trusting too much kills u, a great whatsapp status picture

  
  

  

  Whatsapp status, for my next amazing act

  
  

  

  The Greatest weapon is not a gun, nor is it nuclear, whatsapp no war status

   
  

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My cars heater has two settings: 1. MY FACE IS MELTING 2. Off

If zombies ever do attack just go to Costco, they have walls, years of food and supplies, and zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership.

Car alarms would be a lot more effective if they sounded like two people fighting. I’d peak out my window for that.