Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Short Whatsapp Status idea - Best Of Collection

Great Whatsapp Status: Respect Blind people List Of some Great Whatsapp Statuses  "My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high.." "It's kind of fun to make the impossible !." "Honesty is the best gift you can give." "If you don't care, stop talking about it" "You should never play with someones...


My cars heater has two settings: 1. MY FACE IS MELTING 2. Off

If zombies ever do attack just go to Costco, they have walls, years of food and supplies, and zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership.

Car alarms would be a lot more effective if they sounded like two people fighting. I’d peak out my window for that.

Bumper Sticker: Jesus may love you, but everybody else hates your guts!

They say that drinking kills brain cells, but the way I figure it is that it’s like a lion chasing a herd of buffalo. It will only kill the slowest ones first.

Why is it when there is a 50/50 chance of doing something right, 90% of the time you do it wrong??

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.

You don’t have to like me. I’m not a Facebook status :)

Best Sad Status On Whatsapp 22 May 2014

Sad quotes that make you cry! Sad love quotes for him A relationship doesn't have to start out having to confident, eclectic, self aware & balanced people in it but it should end up that way. Just because your pain is understandable doesn't mean your behavior is acceptable....

23 Funny Whatsapp Status

Funny Whatsapp status updates! One of the most unusual things in my life is when my Whatsapp is so quiet. It's always your most fruitless girlfriend who decides to become a life coach. I find it weird that my dog probably the only one who doesn't know what whatsapp is? I'd...


Naughty Status 1:
My Attitude depend on the people in front of me!!
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 Naughty Status 2:
I am What I Am....
your approval isn't need and it wasn't never asked.
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 Naughty status 3:
Someone asked me what is uR attitude.....
then i simply reply
" Being Single Is my Attitude"
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 Status: 4
When people see your personality come out, they feel so good, like they actually know who are you.
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(Worth Reading)
Never Tell Ur Problems to Anyone.
20% will not Care
&
80% will be Glad that U have Them.
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Life is similar to Boxing Game.
Defeat is not Declared when U Fall Down.
It is Declared when U Refuse to Get Up.
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Always WRONG PERSONS Teach the
RIGHT LESSONS in Life.
That is called LIFE EXPERIENCE.
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Faith is taking the 1st Step,
even when U dont see the whole Staircase.
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Keep Ur Face to the Sun,
& U will not see the Shadow.
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Everything is Valuable only at 2 Times:
1: Before Getting It.
&
2: After Losing It.
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2 Things brings Happiness & Success
in Life:
1: The way U Manage
when U have Nothing.
&
2: The way U Behave
when U have Everything.
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2 Places are most Valuable in the World:
1: The NICEST Place is to be in
Someone's Thoughts.
&
2: The SAFEST Place is to be in
Someone's Prayers.
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'FEAR' has 2 Meanings:
1: Forget Everything & Run.
&
2: Face Everything & Rejoice.
Choice is Ours.
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ATTITUDE at its Best:
"My BACK is not a VOICE MAIL.
Kindly Say whatever U have by FACING ME".
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What is SUCCESS ?
SUCCESS is, when Ur Photo's are Uploaded on 'GOOGLE' instead of FACEBOOK.
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'EGO' is the only Requirement
to Destroy any Relationship.
Be a Bigger Person,
Skip the 'E' & let it 'GO'.

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