Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Great Whatsapp Status: Respect Blind people

• List Of some Great Whatsapp Statuses 

"My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high.."

"It's kind of fun to make the impossible !."

"Honesty is the best gift you can give."

"If you don't care, stop talking about it"

"You should never play with someones heart!!!"

"I enjoy when people shows attitude to me"

"You can do anything, but not everything"

• Some Of Whatsapp picture Status 

  

  Real naughty Whatsapp Status On Happiness

  
  

  

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  Trusting too much kills u, a great whatsapp status picture

  
  

  

  Whatsapp status, for my next amazing act

  
  

  

  The Greatest weapon is not a gun, nor is it nuclear, whatsapp no war status

   
  

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My cars heater has two settings: 1. MY FACE IS MELTING 2. Off

If zombies ever do attack just go to Costco, they have walls, years of food and supplies, and zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership.

Car alarms would be a lot more effective if they sounded like two people fighting. I’d peak out my window for that.

Bumper Sticker: Jesus may love you, but everybody else hates your guts!

They say that drinking kills brain cells, but the way I figure it is that it’s like a lion chasing a herd of buffalo. It will only kill the slowest ones first.

Why is it when there is a 50/50 chance of doing something right, 90% of the time you do it wrong??

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.

You don’t have to like me. I’m not a Facebook status :)

Sad quotes that make you cry!

Sad love quotes for him

1. A relationship doesn't have to start out having to confident, eclectic, self aware & balanced people in it but it should end up that way.

2. Just because your pain is understandable doesn't mean your behavior is acceptable. Using old pain to stir up new pain is never cool. And I'm a cool kid so you can't sit with me.

3. Don't allow what you think you want to make you hold on to what you know you don't need.

4. To be tempted is to be enticed or allured to do a thing by an external force. To be prompted is to be driven or inspired to do a thing by an internal force. Ask yourself, next time you make a decision, was I enticed or inspired?

5. Continue on when you hear my voice telling you I moved on.

6. Watch your circle many will come and go some will stay for the fame and games, and some will ride till they die, so watch closely as niggas begin to wait and move ahead.

7. A game of love composed of lots lovers, fake promises and much trash words!

8. People who seem to be heartless are the people who used to care the most in a relationship but they got let down.

9. I don't know if I will ever find happiness every time I think I do, tears come out of my heart and stomped in front of everyone

10. Get on my level, oh wait I forgot not even cheat codes can get you on my level.

11. I love you so much, you make my head spin, it feels like I'm about commit a crime even if its a sin, you took me for a ride on your mystery train, it felt like cold rain on a hot sunny day, you confused me and I don’t know what to do, but girl I just want you.

12. They say life is what you make it, and I make it gloomy!

13. Each person has just given one heart therefore; you should only love because true love can't be given to many people.

14. Depression is a glitch, Break ups are heartaches and losing a loved one is life changing. I’ve been through it all so give me what you got and I'll show you my strongest in my weakest!

15. Take away your mind and heart into this love game and you can be whoever you want to be! When you start from the bottom you can only go up!

16. There are many people in life that claim to be your friends but they don't even know the meaning of friendship if they can't understand you and comfort you in hard times rather they'll just try to maintain their ego.

17. He is lucky if he knows how to be happy even in the saddest times.

18. Where's that person that understands you when you're down and stressed out, that person that you can talk all your problems too and they can reason. Where's that person when you need them?

19. I miss you and your whole style, when I was actually worth your while, now I walk with a broken heart and a big fake smile, but where am I going.

20. Sometimes you got to treat cheaters like stair steps, take another step and move on.

21. At some point in life you have to get your worries together by any means. Nobody is going to hold your hand forever, you got to hustle for what you want and succeed.

22. Falling in love will never feel the same after I met you, but I really don't regret you, because seeing you broke me down inside knowing you’re not mine.

23. There will be times when no one understands you but you. You've got to have enough confidence in your decisions-regardless of past mistakes- to be okay with that.

Sad crying quotes

Funny Whatsapp status updates!

1. One of the most unusual things in my life is when my Whatsapp is so quiet.

2. It's always your most fruitless girlfriend who decides to become a life coach.

3. I find it weird that my dog probably the only one who doesn't know what whatsapp is?

4. I'd really love your selfies on the Whatsapp way more if you swap your cell phone with a hand grenade.

5. To the jobs who forced people to go to work in minus 50 temperatures, mean go directly to Hell.

6. So you can follow people and not be friends with them on the Whatsapp? That's the most stalker’s things I've ever heard. In other words, that's dirty if they creep and not let you creep back that means they must be scared.

7. Sometimes it’s good to know you're not a priority to someone anymore.

8. It is important for us to remember that death is not the end, but only a transition to something we do not yet fully understand.

9. Let me broadcast to Whatsapp status for making people believe they are more essential than they are.

10. I'll continue updating silly Whatsapp statuses and captions for the community to enjoy on the Internet.

11. I don't know if I should praise you, or send you a therapist.

12. If you hate me now just have patience. You gone really hate me!

13. Don't expect me to scratch your back if you refuse to scratch mine.

14. Do you know that, females on average live 8 years longer than men only because women don’t have to deal with females!

15. Trying to get to know you is like trying to split the red sea.

16. I will send you a special thank you card if you stop talking about our relationship on the Whatsapp.

17. Your boyfriend's teeth remind me that I need to go stop at Dollar General and buy some candy corn.

18. I bet you don’t even know I dream of you.

19. This world is 70% water and these women and guys are still thirsty.

20. A great way to teach your kids about taxes and social security is to take 30% of their pocket money and promise to give part of it back in 70 years.

21. It takes less than a minute to change your attitude and within that minute you can change your entire day.

22. I don't understand why people write on their walls and whatsapp status, true love does not exist.

23. Friend me on Facebook, follow me on instagram and twitter. Send me your life via Snapchat but do not talk to me in person.

Whatsapp Funny status

Naughty Status 1:
My Attitude depend on the people in front of me!!
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 Naughty Status 2:
I am What I Am....
your approval isn't need and it wasn't never asked.
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 Naughty status 3:
Someone asked me what is uR attitude.....
then i simply reply
" Being Single Is my Attitude"
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 Status: 4
When people see your personality come out, they feel so good, like they actually know who are you.
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(Worth Reading)
Never Tell Ur Problems to Anyone.
20% will not Care
&
80% will be Glad that U have Them.
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Life is similar to Boxing Game.
Defeat is not Declared when U Fall Down.
It is Declared when U Refuse to Get Up.
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Always WRONG PERSONS Teach the
RIGHT LESSONS in Life.
That is called LIFE EXPERIENCE.
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Faith is taking the 1st Step,
even when U dont see the whole Staircase.
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Keep Ur Face to the Sun,
& U will not see the Shadow.
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Everything is Valuable only at 2 Times:
1: Before Getting It.
&
2: After Losing It.
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2 Things brings Happiness & Success
in Life:
1: The way U Manage
when U have Nothing.
&
2: The way U Behave
when U have Everything.
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2 Places are most Valuable in the World:
1: The NICEST Place is to be in
Someone's Thoughts.
&
2: The SAFEST Place is to be in
Someone's Prayers.
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'FEAR' has 2 Meanings:
1: Forget Everything & Run.
&
2: Face Everything & Rejoice.
Choice is Ours.
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ATTITUDE at its Best:
"My BACK is not a VOICE MAIL.
Kindly Say whatever U have by FACING ME".
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What is SUCCESS ?
SUCCESS is, when Ur Photo's are Uploaded on 'GOOGLE' instead of FACEBOOK.
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'EGO' is the only Requirement
to Destroy any Relationship.
Be a Bigger Person,
Skip the 'E' & let it 'GO'.