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Bumper Sticker: Jesus may love you, but everybody else hates your guts!

They say that drinking kills brain cells, but the way I figure it is that it’s like a lion chasing a herd of buffalo. It will only kill the slowest ones first.

Why is it when there is a 50/50 chance of doing something right, 90% of the time you do it wrong??

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.

You don’t have to like me. I’m not a Facebook status :)

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