- It's Easter. Let's get wild and eat chocolate like there is no tomorrow!
- My oldsters defendant American state of being a deceiver. I simply checked out them and same "Tooth fairy, Kriss Kringle, Easter Bunny!" and walked away sort of a boss!
- What did the daddy Easter egg do once the mother Easter egg told him a joke? He cracked up!
- I became the Easter bunny as a result of i prefer hopping around with a fairly girly basket! World Health Organization ar you to evaluate me!
- Easter is my favorite time of the year as a result of I will eat the maximum amount chocolate as I like!
- How does one celebrate Easter? I feast on chocolate!
- What a cheerful Easter, being woken by my very own playbunny!
- You're eggs-tra special! Happy Easter.
- I'm egg-cited for Easter!
- I like my womens underwear like how I like the sun.......hot, looks better going down and disappears at night This weekend I hope I am as wasted as my time spent on Facebook
- If we are just subscribe and "Like" each others statuses but aren't friends... are we having a secret Facebook affair?
- Weird how an attractive face is criteria by which one decides whether to lick the area that someone pees from.
- I went down on an Indian chick once and my breath still smells like curry
- Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons....they don't have a wife to go home to or they have a wife to go home too
- I met a girl at a bar and after a few drinks her pants dropped faster than Facebooks stock value
- Today I held the elevator door for a retard.. Oops sorry maybe i shouldn't say this word.. I meant the 'lift'
- my boyfriend thinks i do everything in extremes.. Shall i agree for a lesbian threesome or burn down his house.. I dont know!!
- Kind of person I have turned myself into I don't expect no likes on my posts. Unicorns don't.
- My girlfriend says that I never solve my own problems. How do I prove her wrong?
- when she said, "I can drink you under the table!" I thought she was offering me a Bl0wj0b and that's why my pants are down, Officer.
- I went to a theme park yesterday... the theme was h0rny single mothers
- I don't always practice safe texts but when I do, I'm usually on public transit.
- I don't commute to work, I pilot a fighter jet and the cruise and volume controls on my steering wheel are missile launchers.
- I really need to figure out what I wanna be when I grow up because I'm 100% certain this job ain't it.
- I fuggin hate these two types of people in the world 1) People who find a way of putting animals into words that aren't actually there.....2) Hippocrites.
- I've just ordered the personal number plate 'BAA BAA'....I'm sure it will look cool on my Black Jeep.
- With the present economy, bread and water is the new steak and wine.
- When life gives me lemons I put my foot up its a**!
- My rabbit died today... now its just "Some bunny i used to know"
- I wish there was a way to notify the cars behind me that it's really not me, it's the a**hole in front of me!
- My passive aggressive way of telling my co-workers to stop eating my food is putting up "missing" posters around our workplace with a picture of my sandwich on it..
- Easter is that the solely time of the year wherever it's safe to place all of your eggs in one basket!
- You are my sweet bunny and that i extremely do love you! Happy Easter.
- How Many rabbits will it desire modification a lightweight bulb? just one if he hops right to it!
- To would like you all the thrill and peace of this happy Easter!
- Wishing you a colourful, bright and gay Easter.
- The Easter bells are fain ringing.
- How do rabbits travel? by HAREplanes!
- This Easter bunny's got lots for you!
- Happy Easter my very little bunny!
- Did you hear concerning the wealthy bunny? He was a million-hare.
- Why did the Easter egg hide? Coz he was a bit chicken!
- Just noticed Easter bunnies do not lay eggs... Waaaaahh!
- I do all the work. The Easter bunny gets all the glory!
Top Whatsapp Quotes and Status messages for Exams
- "Screw Keep Calm , Its Exams "
- The only good thing about this math exam is that for each question I at least have a 25% chance of getting it right.
- I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
- I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
- "To compete in a global economy, our students must continue their education beyond high school. To make this expectation a reality, we must give students the tools they need to succeed, including the opportunity to take a college entrance exam."
- "I know that if I'd had to go and take an exam for acting, I wouldn't have got anywhere. You don't take exams for acting, you take your courage."
- "I mark a script like an exam, and I try not to do anything under 50 per cent. Similarly with the part. And also film is a peculiar thing, parts don't necessarily read in script form anything like as well as they can do when it comes to materialising."
- "I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would."
- I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
- "When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible."
- "I was probably more scared of my high school exams than I was of the Oscars. At the time you think it's everything and if you don't do well, your life's over. Opportunities are gone. So the more you do it, the less the fear is present."
- "The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or when we are in love."
- "I got expelled from high school, and then did my exams from home. I decided, through that experience, that I was going to expediate my plan and didn't go to university. Instead, I went to
- a community college and studied the theory and history of film with the idea that I wanted to write and direct."
- Good luck to all of you taking your exams. Try your best but remember there are ways to be successful in life without amazing grades
- "Taking final exams? Good luck. I believe in you. But I also believe that snakes are sperm on the egg that is Earth, so my beliefs are iffy."
- "Wanting to do well on exams, yet not wanting to put in the effort to study..."
- The longest five minutes in the world are the last five minutes of a lecture while the shortest five minutes are the last of five minutes of an exam.
- Exams + Facebook = Your head is in the wrong book!
- I wish forgetting our problems were as easy as forgetting everything we've learned after an exam.
- "Dear person who's sitting next to me on exam, please write bigger. Sincerely, I can't see what you're writing."
- "Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student."
- "Reading through the exam and thinking, 'When the f*ck did we learn this?'"
- The feeling you get after finishing your last exam.
- "To accomplish great things, we must not only act but also dream. Not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam."
- Studying for finals is a lot like getting punched in the nuts.
- During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power ?
- "If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live"
- "The brain is the most outstanding organ It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall"
- A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world
- "Why study for exams? Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?"
- Examinations is when on question when will you be free? you are looking on calendar instead of clock
- Night before exams is like a night before Christmas You can't sleep and yet hope for a miracle
- The goal of education is to replace an empty mind with an open mind
- "After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna"
- Why We Sometimes Write Etc In Exams? Because It Means E (End Of) T (Thinking) C (Capacity)
- Why is it so EASY to fail but so HARD to SUCCEED?
- 80% of the exam is always based on 1 lecture that you missed and 1 topic that you didn't prepare
- Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams
- "Law of studentology: Book continues to be in state of rest or covered with dust and soil, unless exams are appeared"
- Group Project: 1 person does all the work Everyone takes credit
- "It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say No To Exams"
- I wish I could forget all the bad times in my life like I forget everything I have studied seconds before an exam
- I am in a relationship with studies and its complicated
- "The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want"
- "Exams make us tired nervous & sick ahhhh im looking forward for a day without ,exams im sure that it will be a day in heaven because life is fuuullll of exams"
- Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructors course
- "Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer"
- "I hate studying for exams, Is there an APP for that?"
- "Biggest Mystery of Maths, 1000s of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Millions of formulas made, But still, X is unknown!"
- "The more we study, the more we discover our ignorance"
- "The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure"
- "In exams, we look up for inspiration, down for desperation, left and right for information"
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