Most Funny WhatsApp Status: Said By Annomorus

See funny quote and saying by some naughty annomorus people. Find cool, lonely, alone, some special whatsapp status line collection.

1. You can't fool mom.
2. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
3. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
4. I was watching a fight on TV when all of a sudden, hockey broke out!
5. Never eat anything at one sitting that you can't lift.
6. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
7. Only fools are quoted. 
8. f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
9. A dreamer lives for eternity.
10. Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted.
11. CDOS CDOSRUN RUNDOSRUN
12. Change is good, but dollars are better.
13. Civilization is a slow process of adopting the ideas of minorities.
14. COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.