7 Superb Quote Status About Sex For Whatsapp

1. “I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it.” 
2. “I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked.”  
3. “It's great being blonde - with such low expectations it's easy to impress.” 
4. “I would read Playboy magazine more often, but my glasses keep steaming over.” 
5. “I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.” 
6. “Certain times I like sex. Like after a cigarette.” 
7. “During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.”