Funny Status

List Of Some Funny Whatsapp Status Making Idea.

1. Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
2. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
3. Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
4. I think my girlfriend's hallucinating. She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.
5. At the beginning of a relationship, I wonder if women rub their hands together and say "Let the games begin!"
6. When a woman asks me how long I can last in bed I tell her it depends on how long someone brings me food and water but probably years.
7. I cheated on my fears, broke up with my doubts, got engaged to my faith and now I'm marrying my dreams
8. If a girl destroys your house, keys your car, and tries to get you arrested, its not love. She's crazy
9. Why is it that all females have an attraction towards a stripper pole ?? Its like a magnet !!
10. Whenever I meet a new girl, I introduce myself by shaking hands with my left hand. I don't want her to meet her competition right away
11. If men can go around joggin shirtless... I believe "SOME" women should be able to do the same as well!