Mum: what's so funny what's going on who are you talking to can I see what's this joke is all about what are you trying to hide from me and your father.
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Fun Fact: You can win all arguments with your man by putting on yoga pants and walking away.
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Every few years I come to the realization that I was such an idiot just a few years ago.
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I believe in karma That means I can do bad things to people I don't like and assume they deserved it .
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If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don't think this relationship is going to work.
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How does school expect me to choose a career path at 15? wtf I can't even choose what I want for dinner.
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