Status For Whatsapp: Funny Whatsapp status Ever

Imagine reading a book of all the lies you've told.
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Here's an idea, how about everyone stfu and quit bitching about lame posts and just steal statuses like you're here for anyways. Better yet, come up with your own shit if it's such a big deal you uncreative douches. Now let the dislikes and vulgar comments begin.
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I feel sorry for men who don’t know how to value women. One look at a woman and I know how much she will cost me.
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My girlfriend looked at me with her sexy eyes and said, "I want you to make me scream with only two fingers baby" So I poked her in the eyes.
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Spending half of the movie wondering where the fuck you've seen that actor before...
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