Friend: Hey who wants to start a gang?
Me: Ill have to ask my mum first.
Me: My mum wants to talk to your mum just to make sure its okay.
I was at a nice restaurant tonight and accidentally left out a loud fart. 4 people turned around. For a minute, I thought I was on "The Voice".
I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA!
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