Whatsapp status quote of the week, you can make this on your whatsapp status.
Life’s like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it craps on your head.
Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!
I went to see my doctor. “Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me?” He said “I don’t know but your eyesight is perfect.”
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?
The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
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